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A Penguin In Arizona


A penguin was driving through Arizona when he started to experience car trouble. Luckily, there was a mechanic nearby. He drove in and asked the man to check his car to see what was wrong.

"It'll take me a little while," he replied. "Come back in a few minutes."

The penguin began walking down the street on this very hot day, and was glad to see an ice cream shop. He quickly began enjoying a delightfully cold ice cream cone. (Which is not easy with flippers!)

The penguin walked back to the station after he finished up his cone. The mechanic was examining under the hood of his car. He looked up at the penguin and said, "Looks like you blew a seal here."

"Oh, no," the penguin quickly replied. "I just had a vanilla ice cream."

 


 

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