"Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly."

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."

"Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house."

"Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in dog house by night."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."

"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."