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A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads:
| SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES |
He thinks it is a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he sees another sign that says:
| SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES |
Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough, there is a third:
| SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT |
His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a sign on the door that reads:
| SISTERS OF MERCY |
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long, black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
"I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing some business," he answers.
"Very well, my son, please follow me," says the nun.
He is led through many winding passages, and soon he is very disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door," and leaves.
The man does as he is told, and the door is opened by another nun in a long, black habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place $50.00 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He places the money in this nun's tin cup. He trots eagerly down the hallway, and slips through the door, pulling it shut. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign that said:
| Go in Peace. You have just been fucked by the Sisters of Mercy. |
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