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If They Woke Up And Had A Vagina For A Day
| 10. | Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. |
| 9. | Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. |
| 8. | See if they could finally do splits. |
| 7. | See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 10 feet. |
| 6. | Cross their legs without rearranging. |
| 5. | Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time. |
| 4. | Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. |
| 3. | Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. |
| 2. | Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. |
And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina:
| 1. | Finally find that damned G-spot.!!!!! |
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