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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is
Better Than Sex
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10) |
You are guaranteed to get at least a little something
in the sack. |
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9) |
If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and
go at it again. |
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8) |
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get
some. |
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7) |
You don't have to compliment the person who gives
you more. |
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6) |
It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes
you're someone else, because you are. |
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5) |
Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. |
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4) |
If you don't like what you get, you can always
go next door. |
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3) |
It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning
and groaning. |
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2) |
Less guilt the morning after. |
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