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Zip Audi Do-Da

Mergers To Look For In 2000

1. Xerox and Wurlitzer:
Joining forces to make reproductive organs.
2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:
New company expected to be called Fairwell Honeychild.
3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:
New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
4. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush Co. and W. R. Grace Co.:
New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
5. 3M & Goodyear:
To be known as Mmm-Good.
6. John Deere & Abitibi-Price:
New company will surely become Deere Abi.
7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil:
Combining forces to become Honey, I'm Home.
8. Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining:
To now become Mine, All Mine.
9. 3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company:
New company slated to be called 3 Penney Opera.
10. Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants:
Will be known from now on as Poupon Pants.
11. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women:
Joining forces to become Knott NOW!
12. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining:
What else but Zip Audi Do-Da.

 

 

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