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To: Tech Support
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up
a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon
was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization
where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such
as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from
my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but
un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?
-- Jonathan Powell
To: Mr. Powell
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 and Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than they had with the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony / Child Support. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push the apologize button, then the reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. The System will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.
-- Tech Support
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