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Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did
not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known
any chickens.
Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook. Explorer is an inextricable part of the
operating system.
Albert Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask
Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken
crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and
keep him down.
The Bible:
And God came down from
the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross
the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was
much rejoicing.
L.A. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough for us.
Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified
in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there
was.
Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed that one?
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