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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
| If it swells, ride it. | (Think surf and sex.) |
Additional Thoughts For The Day From The Ascension Meister:
| 1. | I'm a sucker for a good nipple. |
| 2. | Don't wait to procrastinate. |
| 3. | Masturbation is to know thyself in a biblical sense. |
| 4. | Resistance is pain enough to see. |
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