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Never do the housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's
in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You
shut the door.
Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little
to be let out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they
never mature anyway.
Men are all the same - they just have different
faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed
the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men - most of them
are the do-it-yourself type.
The best way to get a man to do something is
to suggest he's too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental
hospital.
The children of Israel wandered around the desert
for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
If he asks what sort of books you're interest
in, tell him cheque books.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that
you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.
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