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Count Your Blessings
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A man was very concerned about the onset of impotence in his life. He went to his doctor, who ran a whole battery of tests, but the doctor could find nothing physically wrong with him. She sent him to a therapist, saying, "It must be something psychological." The psychiatrist could find nothing wrong with him either, other than the high level of anxiety the impotence had created in him. She told him, "If you're really desperate, I could send you to a witch doctor, but it's sort of a last ditch effort..." The man rushed over to the witch doctor. "Of course I can help you," he was told. "I will give you the secret, sacred chant. You must remember, however, it will work only one time per year, so use it wisely. When your intention is to have sex, declare your readiness by counting '1, 2, 3.' Then when you are finished wanting your erection, you must count aloud '1, 2, 3, 4' and it will disappear for one more year." The man was thrilled and couldn't wait to try it out on his wife. He found her already in bed, turned over, awaiting the usual non-action. He loudly said, "1, 2, 3," and schwing! He instantly had an erection. His wife turned over, so pleased to see his readiness. "That's wonderful!' she exclaimed. "But what did you say '1, 2, 3' for? |
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