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Eve & God Talk Breasts

Many people believe that God created Adam first, and then from the rib of Adam sprang Eve. This is just not so. In actuality, this is how it went down. God created Eve with great care and love. When designing her body, God originally gave Eve three breasts. Together they surveyed the effect. Eve suggested that it might be more aesthetically pleasing to have symmetry with only two breasts, not to mention easier balancing for her. With one quick swish of Her hand, God wiped away the middle breast. Once again they both examined the results. They were well pleased. "Now, said God, what will I do with this useless boob?" which She still held in her hand. Voila - She created Adam.

 

 

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