THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1.	He went into his father's business.
2.	He lived at home until the age of 33.
3.	He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1.	He never got married.
2.	He was always telling stories.
3.	He loved green pastures.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1.	His first name was Jesus.
2.	He was bilingual.
3.	He was always being harassed by the authorities.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1.	He talked with his hands.
2.	He had wine with every meal.
3.	He worked in the building trades.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1.	He never cut his hair.
2.	He walked around barefoot.
3.	He invented a new religion.

and finally .............................

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1.	He called everybody brother.
2.	He loved Gospel.
3.	He couldn't get a fair trial.

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