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Top 10 reasons 1999 will be strangely different for you:
| 10.) | You died in 1998 |
| 9.) | You discover that you are a clone |
| 8.) | Every book now published has the word Soul in the title |
| 7.) | Your Shadow is nowhere to be found |
| 6.) | You win a free monthly subscription to Enema Illustrated |
| 5.) | You get a weird rash on your back that looks like Jesus |
| 4.) | When going out to dinner you consider ordering the tofu-kabobs |
| 3.) | On New Year's Day you feel so full of Love that everyone is smiling at you on the street-until you discover your fly is open |
| 2.) | You find an old picture of yourself on a milk carton |
| 1.) | You've discovered this Website. |
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