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Sex Is Just A Position To Celibacy.
Position Open In Spiritual Bordello, Apply Within.
Devout Dyslexics Strut in Dog
Share Your Dreams With An Insomniac
Styx, River Of De-Nile or I Laughed Till I Died
Raising the Kundaweenie
Does The Pope Shit In The Woods?
Take A Wick, Flick A Bic, Burn A Fucking Heretic
Danger: Humor Chases Away The Blues
"Now, Doctor, Isn't It True That When A Person Dies In His Sleep, He Doesn't Know About It Until The Next Morning?"
It Fills The Fucking Time
Death To Immortals
Is Agoraphobia The Fear Of Gore?
Zen And The Art Of Suffering
Gotta Suffer
Hot Ticket For The Day … Cold Shoulder Rub
Death Becomes You
If At First you Don't Succeed, Die, Die Again
Schizophrenia Beats Eating Alone.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you put it out there; they will come!
Shit doesn't just happen!
What occurs more often in December than any other month?
Only 14% of Americans say they've done this
with the opposite sex.
What is it?
Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide?
85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.
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