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My Gooroo
I am the Second Coming
I am the New Messiah
You know you should follow me
Not what is inside ya'
You don't have the wisdom
The truth is, only I do
You can just do as I say
I will be your Gooroo
You need me in your life
I'll be glad to run it
Whatever you may want to know
I've been there and done it
Every lifetime you've fucked up
Then I come in to fix it
So from the start, give me control
I swear you'll never miss it
I am a natural leader
And I give my gift to you
Put your life in my strong hands
I am the great wise Gooroo
I'll make your life exciting
And take you for a ride
Drama, plunges, high
intrigue
Let me be your guide
Adrenalin will be our fuel
As we rush around
With me at the steering wheel
You won't know up from down
We'll live your life on the edge
And have a thrill a minute
Careening though the highs and lows
And take such pleasure in it
We'll play games like martyr
Rage, chaos, and uproar
Then we'll switch and persecute
That way I corrupt more
As Gooroo I will set the pace
For that is my propensity
When you join the human
race
It should be with intensity
We'll go for fame and fortune
We'll thrive on lust and greed
I'll gain for you such power
All others must take heed
So many people trust my lead
It's all they know in life
I really feel that you should too
I hope I have enticed
Your life will be such fun
If you let me rule you
Just sign here on this line
And I will be your Gooroo
Atta guy, Atta girl, I knew you would
And now away we go
As Gooroo I'm your boss
But you can call me Ego
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