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Top Ten Spiritual Pickup Lines

10. I can see your heart chakra is not encumbered by a bra.
9. Are you a lay person?
8. Everyone needs Samadhi to love.
7. Can you see my Kundalini rising?
6. Here, reach in my pocket and feel St. Peter.
5. Is lust an emotion?
4. Do you think it's a sin to be well hung?
3. Want to experience Holy Communion with me?
2. Your 2nd chakra could use a good tongue-lashing.
1. I'm a recovering celibate who desperately needs your help to resist the temptation.

 

 

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