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One Happy Guy

The church service was under way and they passed the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stopped the service and announced, "Whoever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up".

A gay man stood up and said, "I did".

The preacher told him, "Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns."

Excitedly, and with a flourish of the hands, the gay guy said, "Well, I'll take him, and him, and, yes, over there, him."

 


 

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