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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
- Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
- On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet
O'Ryan's Irish Pub, Ashland, Oregon
Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,
how are you?"
- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
God made pot.
Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- The Irish Times, Washington, DC
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
- The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North
Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both - get married!
- Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're
going to have trouble with it.
- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
- Men's restroom, American University, Washington, DC
Watch out for Gay Limbo Dancers
- Inside toilet stall door, Men's restroom
Express Lane: Five beers or less
- Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix,
AZ
You're too good for him.
- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hills, CA
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