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The Cowboy And The Indians
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A bunch of Indians captured a cowboy and brought him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief said to the cowboy, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?" The cowboy said, "I want to see my horse." The Indians got his horse. The cowboy grabbed the horse's ear and whispered something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse took off. Two hours later, the horse came back with a naked blonde. She jumped off the horse and went into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians looked at each other, figuring, "Typical white man. Can only think of one thing." The second day, the chief said, "What is your wish today?" The cowboy said, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians brought him his horse again. The cowboy leaned over to the horse and whispered something in the horse's ear, then slapped it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse came back with a naked redhead. She got off the horse and went in the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man. Going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing." The last day the chief said to the cowboy, "This your last wish, white man. What you want?" The cowboy said, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians brought him his horse for the last time. The cowboy grabbed the horse by both ears, twisted them hard, and yelled, "Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!" |
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