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Something To Offend Everyone
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. |
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had
a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. |
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What would you call it when an Italian has one
arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. |
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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office
is flying at half mast? They're hiring. |
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Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future, either. |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying, "Yo" |
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What do you call a Montana farmer with a sheep
under each arm? A pimp. |
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Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools
use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. |
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What's the difference between a southern zoo
and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. |
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady
to say "f*ck"? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! |
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What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" |
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale
and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." |
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