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Three hillbillies are sitting on their porch
in Arkansas. One says, "Boy, my wife is so dumb. She is
so stupid she went shopping today and bought an air conditioner.
Hell, we ain't got electricity!"
Then the other guy says, "Ah that ain't
nothing. My wife's dumber than that. She went shopping and bought
a washing machine." They all laughed because nobody around
them had plumbing.
The third guy said, "If you think that's
dumb, listen to what my wife did. I was looking in her purse
for change the other day and I found six condoms. Hell my wife
doesn't even have a penis." |