The Hospital
Two little kids were in a hospital room lying
in adjacent beds. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What
are you in here for?"
The second kid said, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out
and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you
wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a piece
of cake!"
The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for now?"
The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."
The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born.
I couldn't walk for a year!" |
