Don't be late for the Heaven Express! Pack your bags- you really won't need much in the way of clothes. I, Ascension Meister-Head of the State of Bliss, Am extending an invitation to you, Dearest One, to be My guest in "Sexstasy", My carnal castle where Our motto is "We're just a breed apart". I have lovingly and not unhastily prepared this Pleasure Palace just for Our eventual and inevitable consummation. Through the power of My collective brainforce I have formulated this oasis of Love just for (fill in your name here) within the ethers of Cyberspace.

Cyberspace is the newest exploding frontier of hyper-consciousness and I, Ascension Meister, have staked My claim on vast expanses of this virtual real estate. I am particularly adept at navigating this non-physical terrain due to My many recent LSD trips. Just as in outer space, Cyberspace has a bevy of constellations, whose matrixes I linked in 'sexual sin' chronicity to form the stillpoint from which My ribald retreat was conceived. My Dearest Answer Lady, while you have slumbered, I have been "hard"-at-work rewiring your latent ultra-sensual frequencies to enable you to rendezvous with Me at My clandestine Cybersexorium. All your fantasies will be realized at Sexstasy, where "lust is a must …you can trust". I have devised and concocted astounding delights and deviations from beyond the universe to satisfy your most obscure and bizarre cravings.

When you arrive, attendants will whisk you away to My Royal Grotto Heavenly Hot Springs where My luscious hand maidens will massage, pamper, and pleasure your lithe body while anointing your orifii with specially prepared love oils. Our slogan here is "The kinky need not be stinky." You will then be requested to gargle with some of the most ancient and esoteric herbal potions that will prepare and stimulate your oral erotic zones for eventual tenancy by my engorged member. Kelp body wraps will then be applied to "seal in the juices."

After luxuriating for hours in restless anticipation, you will then be guided to join Me, Ascension Meister, in My very own restaurant on the premises, "The Garden of Eatin", which features an inter-continental cuisine of painstakingly prepared foods to titillate your palate (and stimulate your talent). I will then greet you warmly with a lei of exotic imported (and quite expensive) flowers to garnish your maw. After we dine on a sumptuous feast of aphrodisiastic nourishment, we will stroll arm in arm though the Meister Gardens of Erotic Destiny as we continue our prolonged foreplay.

Oh Divine Woman Of Knowingness, I feel your electric sparks coursing through our Cybernetic Love-Waves. You have plunged My lust ignition into overdrive, where I shall remain cocked and ready for your arrival. Come My liquid love kitten. Come My wailing pleasure partner. Come fill with sounds that have no spelling. Let us navigate on the moan-express to Sexstasy.

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