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With Ascension Meister And
Answer Lady, Oh My God!
Dear Readers:
The long awaited connubial link within the ethers of Cyberspace,
(Oasis of Love) is
imminent. Though these two paramours of the Cosmos cannot meet
face to face in CyberSpace, the energies of Ascension
Meister and Answer
Lady, Oh My God! eject them into this Pleasure Palace - the
Final Frontier of Erogenous Zones . Their E-male and E-female
gigabytes produce a love juice fusion. This is not just 'a shot
in the dark' for these two. Watch the cosmos! They shall explode
in heavenly Sexstasy. Now it is time
for the ethereal Meeting of the Mighty Host of Heavenly Pleasures
and Hostess with the Mostest in Carnal Delights.
(Dancing With Tongues)
| Answer Lady: | Here it is midnight on the full moon. Ahhh, Steamy Satyr, your energy is here! (I imagined he'd be so much bigger - I hope he is.) | ||||||||||||
| Ascension Meister: | Yes, it is I, Tornado Tongue, dear Lady of Lingua-Delights. (The answer to all her prayers of the flesh.) | ||||||||||||
| Answer Lady: | Your reputation precedes you, Oh, Head of Bliss, My Horniness. You're a living legend. (In his own mind!) | ||||||||||||
| Ascension Meister: | Yes, I stand on my great reputation. (And I can twirl on it, too!) You are lovelier than I imagined. (What the hell was I thinking?) | ||||||||||||
| Answer Lady: | Oh, Great Emancipator, flattery will get you everywhere with me. (He better not be ALL talk.) You Silver Tongued Devil, you. (Come and see how devilishly delicious I am.) | ||||||||||||
| Ascension Meister: | Oh, is my horniness showing? (I'll win this battle of the bulge.) | ||||||||||||
| Answer Lady: | Oh yes, even that horn o' plenty I've heard so much about. (It better be true.) | ||||||||||||
| Ascension Meister: | Let Me lean over and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. (I'll talk softly but carry a big stick.) If I blow in your ear will you follow Me anywhere? (If you blow Me, I'll sure follow you around.) | ||||||||||||
| Answer Lady: | Did you say blow in your ear, or flow in your rear? You slinky, kinky charmer, you. (Leave the flow jobs to me. I have something else in mind for you.) | ||||||||||||
| Ascension Meister: | I said blow in your ear, but I intend to blow your mind. (What are you going to blow?) | ||||||||||||
| Answer Lady: | I would hope for no less. That's the very reason I came. (And plan to cum again and again.) What an Earth-shaking opportunity we're creating here. (I'm already creamier than the Milky Way.) Can you perform with the whole world watching? (Jesus' first coming lasted 2,000 years. How long will his be?) | ||||||||||||
| Ascension Meister: | I'm experienced in doing it with large groups of people. My infamous group gropes are very popular. But what do you mean the world is watching? (Now's My chance to show My sexual expertise! I could get sign-ups from this to last lifetimes.) | ||||||||||||
| Answer Lady: | The satellites are in position to capture this amazing joining of E-male and E-female forces. We are being broadcast to all nations via Cyberlink. (Now watch him start playing to the cameras.) We do want to share with the world the unlimited possibilities in our second cuming, don't we? | ||||||||||||
| Ascension Meister: | I am ever ready, My Consort of Rapture, and like the Energizer Bunny, I keep going and going and going ... I, too, like to watch, but much prefer being the main attraction. I'll knock your socks off, along with all other unneeded garments. It is high time we consummate our powerful energies in union and communion - I, with the skills of the ages; you, with the answers to the universal questions. We will create fireworks to rival the aurora borealis. We will leave such a stream of light in our wake, Earthlings will think there is a second Milky Way miraculously emerging. The ambrosia of our explosive love juices will blanket the heavens. (Let's get to it, already. Enough of this foreplay.) | ||||||||||||
| Answer Lady: | I feel your passion, Oh, Master of the Carnal Castle, but what's your urgency? There is so much about you I am enjoying here in Sexstasy. (I hope he's not thinking this counts as foreplay!) Please, share more with me about your renowned skills in lovemaking. Your web site and catalogue items have enticed me to cum. | ||||||||||||
| Ascension Meister: | But that's My very intention, dear Lady of Erotic Delights. Mere words can't even hint at My gifts and talents. I am a cunning linguist and ambidextrous. I utilize all of My appendages to their maximum potential, I assure you. My "tornado tongue technique" (patent pending) alone is worth the price of admission. (Admission to the inadequacy of all of your former lovers, I mean.) You ain't ever been loved 'til you've been loved by Me! | ||||||||||||
| Answer Lady: |
I'm all aquiver. You've got me entranced. I'm
yours to do with what you will. Please, don't be gentle. Let
me prime your pump and we can .....ZWEEP,
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SORRY FOLKS. OUR SATELLITES ARE EXPERIENCING INTERFERENCE AT THIS TIME. AN UNEXPLAINED METEOR SHOWER HAS CAUSED CYBER-SEXTUS-INTERRUPTUS. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. WE WILL RE-JOIN THIS BROADCAST AT THE NEXT EARLIEST POSSIBILE MOMENT. STAY TUNED.
Dear Aroused Readers:
HELP!!
The Cosmic Sexstasy Link has suffered premature eruption disruption!
Calling All mystics, psychics, seers, gurus, swamees, shamen, (and shawomen), palm readers, tarot disclosers, and fortune tellers. Cum to the Cybersexorium! Hyper-link the erogenous zones of Humanity, uniting ALL Zones of Fire. Turbo thrust into Sexstasy - linkng the electro-magnetic erogenous zones of mankind/womankind in one great Sunami of Lust!
Speak in tongues! Lavishly lubricate all the
ionicspheres of Sexstasy. This is the lingua-link of the millennium.
Tune your psych-o-meters to this Psychic Erotic Hot Line. Join
together in this orgasmatronic union. With your help, what a
fabulous Cyber-gang-bang shall be created here in the Cyber-orgasmasphere.
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