10.	We sleep (only) with each other so we can experience monotony.
9.	My fear of commitment is really my commitment to fear.
8.	We experience equality by taking turns sleeping on the wet spot.
7.	I give you the complete freedom to be who I want you to be.
6.	Is good Karma for male to rise early and stay up late.
5.	A conscious relationship with anyone is the most effective open heart surgery.
4.	His idea of channeling is using the remote control.
3.	We believe in the power of workshops. I work. She shops.
2.	We must really be twin flames because now I feel burnt out on this relationship.
1.	He says, "Don't worry, I won't come in your mouth because I'm practicing Tantra".

WORDS OF THE MEISTER

1.	Virginity means you haven't got it in you.
2.	Fellatio is God's way of saying you suck.
3.	Masturbation: One in the hand is worth two in the bush.
4.	Impotence is emission impossible.
5.	Ecstasy is coming for a ride in my vulva.
6.	Marriage gives you a right of passage.
7.	Fat is a terrible thing to waist.
8.	Falling asleep while masturbating means something's out of whack.
9.	Lining up mistresses is really getting your affairs in order.
10.	Premature ejaculation is a real hard stopper.
11.	I'm a sucker for a good nipple.
12.	Don't wait to procrastinate.
13.	Masturbation is knowing thyself in a biblical sense.
14.	Resistance is pain enough to see.

* Peter the Pimp says: "Remember, the faster I peddle the more behind you get."

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