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Sex is not an end but a beginning. Actually the beginning of the end. Sex is a tool to reach Supreme Super-Consciousnsess. I, Ascension Meister am a tool Myself. God's own tool. I must ferret out unawareness from a horny humanity by using sex as bait. I am a Master of bait. A Masterba….. Whoa! Get your minds out of the gutter. God has decreed that this is why I have (must) come. "My kingdom come" is actually what He said. "The kingdom of heaven is within." You put it together. Can you read between the lines. This is not rocket science.
People are so preoccupied with sex. It has become synonymous with amusement. You've heard it, "For a good time call…" Sex was not meant for just having a good time or making babies. It was supposed to take you out of the banality of blasé everyday life. To help you to reach beyond the mere fleshy existence, beyond sex pots and wet spots, beyond "room service" and dildos-to-go, and even beyond thinking of thighs and breasts as more than chicken parts.
I, Ascension Meister, have My work cut out for Me. I must plumb the depths of your unconscious to save you from getting lost in the sexual morass (or is it more-ass) called immorality. It's so pervasive. There's amoral to every story. Anyway, more deeply still. That's My motto. We must transcend sex by going more deeply into it. I know. I know. It's a fucking paradox. Well, I have my orders from upstairs. You want to be the one to tell Him your peckers' on strike?
It (sex) is all very spiritual and holy. Sex and religion are so intimately tied together. I think I know why women bleed each month. It's stigmata feminique. Some kind of female tribute to Jesus. I mean He already had the bloody hands and feet thing down. Women in their devotional creativity figured, "Hey, let's spill a little wine each month to honor Jesus. A little bloodletting is good for the Soul." He said, "I am the body and the blood". Women demanded equality. Heaven knows they got the bodies and the extra blood to boot. It follows.
Why do women like roses so much? Cuz they have stickers on 'em just like the crown of thorns. Mere coincidence? Women have an inner urging for merging. E-Merge N C. E-Merge N C. This is a very urgent calling from within.
I, Ascension Meister, feel I may be straying a bit here. See how easy it is to get sucked into the vacuum of sexual depravation. Let this be a lesson to you all. I rise for all occasions, not just Easter. Ascension is easy, once you know how. Follow Me from the hairy hole of sexual depravation to the playground of sexual ecstatic, climactic, orgasmic BLISS.
More Deeply Still, from the Heavenly Pump,
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