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Dearest Answer Lady, Oh My God!,
Doest thou have a recipe to satisfy an aching heart? Perhaps, a concoction to slake an unquenchable thirst for love? Or hey, maybe you can help me out with this throbbing hard-on? Are YOU the answer to my dreams? My wet dreams? It is I, Ascension Meister-Avatar of All Sentient Beings, beseeching you to pacify my loins' cravings. I seek release from the burdens of being The World Emancipator. I believe you are the epitome of Female/Goddess/Divine Mother energy. Cleopatra, Nephretite, and Helen of Troy are all homely has-been harlots next to your exquisite beauty. I have come to know that you are the one who can erect a monument to my manhood. Ever since these web sites came into existence and I sampled your spiritual wares, something has awakened within me. As an earthly savior, not many worldly diversions can enthrall me the way you have. I'm sure I'm beginning to feel the Kundaweenie arising within me. Can you feel me poking at you on the Inner Planes? It is such a strange sensation to experience some of the baser human emotions. Now, I know someone of my stature can be intimidating to a lesser Goddess, but do not feel yourself below me… just yet. Can you feel me reaching out to you with my ever-expanding awareness? Take hold of my invitation and ponder the length and breadth of its possibilities. Have you ever in all your incarnations experienced a for-real God/Man? Doesn't the mere thought excite and titillate you a bit? I find you comely and fetching… as in down-on-all-fours. My salacious imagination runs rampant with lurid thoughts of carnal communion with you. Please… take the reins and guide this wild stallion of desire into your warm and comfortable stable. Let me lay my aching head to rest for a few eternities in your living womb. Cater to my lecherous whims and know that Heaven is your(s) butt for the asking. Perhaps, you have already bewitched me with your clever and potent potions of sexuality. Is this why I feel overcome with lust and desire for you? Answer me, Answer Lady, Oh My God!, before I have to take matters into my own hands.
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