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Don't be left out in the cold at the strike
of the new millennium.
Instead, be the envy of all your friends as YOU are the first
to ASCEND.
You don't need to go to India, Sedona, or even Mt. Shasta!
Now you can ascend right in the privacy of your own home with the
Some offer you ascension only AFTER struggling through 1000's of lifetimes, reciting endless prayers, tiresome mantras, and shaving your head,
But not any more…
All the work has been done for you!!!
Why, you'll start ascending the moment the kit arrives at your
door!!
We'll even provide simple step by step instructions to make the process enjoyable…
You'll get:
| 1 - | Electromagnetic necklace to fend off negative vibes |
| 1 - | Garment of Light: S,M, or L |
| 1 - | Vial of specially anointed ascension oil that you can use anytime, day or night |
| 3 - | FREE inquiries to the Answer Lady, O My God |
| A list of secret ascension practices, and much, much more… |
All for just 3 easy payments of $39.95
And if you act now, we'll send you our Ascension Crystal Key
Chain as our free gift!
Listen to the words of some of our satisfied customers:
"Since ordering the Quik and Eezy Ascension Kit, I've lost 15 inches, and I feel great!~ Thank you, Ascension Meister!" -Rhonda
"WOW!! Our sex life has never been better, we don't know what we would have done without you!" -Tammy and Jim
Don't be left out in the cold, ORDER TODAY, you have nothing to lose but the 3rd Dimension!
If you're not fully ascended
By the year 2000,
We'll give you a refund.
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