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Recipe #12

Millennium Wait 'N See Puddin'

Recipe of the Month - by The Answer Lady, Oh My God!


Dear Devotees of Delectable Dining,

This is Answer Lady, Oh My God! once again inviting you to join me at the Chef's Crock, that superfantabulous cyberspace cooking school. This month, we'll create our piece d'resistance, Millennium Wait 'N See Puddin'. This potpourri puddin' will delight your tummy, open your heart, free your mind, and gladden your spirit.

As you embark upon this culinary adventure, sift through your old notions of how life should be, pare off what you don't like, and blend in what you want. Be creative! Let your dreams go wild. Go for it!

Hold the pickles? Hold the ketchup? Have it your way, lambies. The ingredients are up to you. Add a little, add a lot, add a splash or a dash, or a cup and a half. Just don't forget to double the Love.

Have fun. You remember that, don't you? F-U-N. Fuuunnn! That's the slogan for the next millennium. Don't be left behind. Get on the Fun Wagon. Do it today. Call 1-800-FUN-....!

Oops, I get a little carried away sometimes, sweeties. Back to our puddin'... Once you've selected your ingredients, the direction of your process will gel. Mince it, cream it, nuke it, or dream it. You'll know just what to do. How you put it together is your choice. Trust me? I trust you. I'm so excited! I can't wait to see what it's going to turn out to be. That's why it's called "Wait 'N See Puddin'!"

Create your own Dessert of Life. Adjust the ingredients and amounts to your taste. I've written down a few sample ingredients to get you started. Add your own ingredients as you go. Remember, variety is the spice of Life!

Mix together as needed:

2 bushels laughter
4 joy beams
1 sprinkling sorrow
10 bunches forgiveness
1 large bottle each: heart and soul blessings
1 capsule disappointment, minced
3 vats creativity
9 liters hugs
4 ½ pints passion
2 large dollops each: health, wealth, and happiness
1 bowl freedom, worry and stress removed
5 sprigs surprise
1 crate four-leaf clovers
12 ounces anticipation
1 pot of gold from the end of the rainbow
24 cups wisdom
1 pinch heartbreak
An abundance of generosity
7 lucky stars
Tincture of tears
8 cartons music
1 branch honor, extra strength
2 pounds compassion
1 cube woe, melted
A profusion of Love
2000 smile clusters
Winks for accent

Here's a perfect recipe for New Year's Eve, dearies. As you step into the new millennium, take a big bite out of this life you're creating. The richness of Wait 'N See Puddin' comes from acknowledging every emotion, feeling every feeling. Sweet and sour, honey and vinegar, laughter and tears, weak and strong all act as leavening yeast in the dough of your imagination for expanding your horizons. Each and every element is an important part of the mix. It's all nourishment for your physical, emotional, mental, and spiritual bodies, duckies, so make the mix the best one you can!

Remember, there are no left-overs in Life. Nothing' says Lovin' like Puddin' from the oven of your Heart.


Answer Lady, Oh My God!

 

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