Lord have mercy! We have done the DEED! The heavens moved and the earth shook. Sultan of Sextacy, you wild stallion, you're my hero. I do believe we've ejected into the parallel cosmos of CysberSex. I'm wallowing in sexual bliss. My kingdom has cum.

We are the second coming. And the third. And, oh, my God!, the FOURTH, you big hunk of steamin' LOVE, you roller coaster of humps. I am now infused with the essence of you, Avatar of All Sexual Beings. Like a shower of meteors hailed down upon the earth, our sparks did fly!

Ascension Meister, you and I have co-mingled our massive energies in Cyberspace, and created the Big Bang into the new Millennium. The Great Emancipator (that's you, Ascension Meister, you luscious, lusty, licentious lollypop) and the Great Domina-tricks of Bliss (that's me, Answer Lady, Oh My God!) have impregnated the cosmos with unlimited possibility. Let's all boldly go where no man or woman has gone before. Our co-mingled juices create new waves of Love. Surf it, baby! The Sexual Tsumani is now.

We've saved the world! Look how we've blown holes into that old repressed sexual energy. Your no-holds barred, hands-on technique will liberate all lovers throughout the universe. This is too good to keep between the two of us. We are honor-bound to sacrifice ourselves as examples to the masses. We are compelled to lubricate the ready, the willing, and the able. It is our responsibility to conduct experiential workshops, Oh, Stud-Muffin of the Universe. We are duty-bound (I love that word!). We will make the whole cosmos a royal paradise, Garden of Eatin'.

We birthed a breakthrough in that black hole called Fear. Let us name it for everyone: it's the fear of NOT GETTING ANY! What were we so afraid of? Closeness? Intimacy? Lust? Touching ourselves? Touching another Being? Or just of NOT GETTING ENOUGH?

With you and me as co-cosmic teachers, no one in the world ever need worry about that again! Ain't it the truth, honey.

Workshops to be scheduled:

A Cigar Is Never A Cigar

Mushrooms ARE Phallic

It WAS My Mother's Fault

My Father's Is Bigger Than Your Father's

In Your (Wet) Dreams!

You Can Put Your Vibrator Away, Ladies And Gentlemen

Phallic Freud, The Father Of Sexual Repression

Pole Vaulting For Fun And Pleasure (Wear Comfortable Clothing)

Erotic Circus Of The Flesh (101-102-2001)

Tongue Teasers And Other Team Activities (Don't Try This At Home)

Get A Little, Get A Lot: It's All In The Scheduling

My Travels Around The World: A Slide Show

How To Give Physical Exams By Braille: It's Not Just For The Blind Anymore

It's Not A Burning Bush, It's A Yeast Infection

New workshops yet to cum in 2001.

Forever, Your Know-It-All Hostess With The Mostest,

Answer Lady, Oh My God!

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