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Dear Answer Lady, Oh My God!,
My husband has an obsession that's driving me crazy. I'm sure I'm not alone in my feelings of neglect and jealousy. I know YOU know what I'm talking about, Answer Lady, Oh My God! He just can't keep his hands off of it. It seems like every time he's still for just a short while, he immediately pulls it out and starts fingering it. Up and down, up and down. He makes me crazy watching him. He knows it does, too. He does it on purpose to frustrate me.
Sometimes he treats it with tenderness and gentle caresses, as if it's his security blanket. I think it makes him feel powerful - virile - studly - potent. It makes him feel in charge, this taking matters into his own hands.
I honestly can't take it anymore, Answer Lady, Oh My God! When will I ever get a turn? I'm never allowed to get my hands on it. It's just not fair. Please help me.
| Out of Control in Houston |
Dear Out of Control,
I can't even count the number of letters I've received from women all over the world who have this very same problem. Their husbands, boyfriends, or lovers are all the same way - they just can't handle it enough. It's like a power they lord over us women. Many a frustrated gal has dealt with this torment, I'll tell you.
I've been told of amazing dexterity and methods of manipulation that some of these guys come up with. Everything from rapidly rotating fingers to poking and punching and sliding the finger over the entire surface like a slow massage. Some are full fist users. Others use only one or two fingers. But ALL males seem obsessed with this stimulating practice. They especially seem to love the aim and point aspect of it all - sort of like a gun, I guess.
So far, the best counter-maneuver I've heard from any woman was to just get rid of it altogether. She secretly hid it in the night while he was sleeping. The next morning, however, all hell broke loose. He was aware that it was missing within minutes of awakening. It was his custom to immediately grab it up, first thing, and start each day with a quick whip around to see what's up. But when he reached for it - it was gone! The yelling began. A tempter tantrum ensued. But she held firm. She told him he could not have it back until he committed himself to devoting equal time with her. He was so weakened and distraught. He had to grant her demands in order to get it back in his own hands as soon as possible. He was going through withdrawal! So now he spends exactly the same amount of time with her as he does playing with his t.v. remote control. Try it - you may get reunited with your mate!
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