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Dear Answer Lady, Oh My God!
I really love loving on myself, and do so often throughout the day. I, like most women, have my very own joy stick, a.k.a., a vibrator. I know just where to place it and exactly what amount of pressure to apply. I can usually cum within minutes, and then I'm on to the next thing on my schedule.
My question is this, though. I seem to have ruined myself for the real thing. In other words, sex with a man is so unfulfilling! I can't seem to be satisfied without my mechanical lover. Also, my "G spot" is always swollen and sore and so sensitive. I get aroused just wearing tight pants! Can you help me?
| Good, Good, Good, Good Vibrations. |
Dear G.G.G.G. Vibes,
Alas, many a good woman has been ruined by
her mechanical lover. No man has the touch, the wrist action,
the staying power, or the torque needed to compete with the rapid
pulsations of a vibrator. There's a very unfair advantage at
work here. In defense of men, however, I want to say that they
do have their qualities:
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They tend to be furry in all the right places |
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They're far more kissable than a vibrator |
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A well-trained tongue can be an amazing thing |
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Hard muscles are far sexier than hard plastic |
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Men smell manly |
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A vibrator can't learn Tantric sex |
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It feels so powerful to be making love to a man. |
Maybe you could introduce your plastic and masculine lovers to one another and have a menage a' trois?
Keep your options open. Don't limit yourself. I believe it's possible to have it all!
As far as being ruined - you really need to let go of your "fireworks orgasm everytime" meter. There are multiple layers and degrees of orgasm, just as there are multiple orgasms. Enjoy each kind for what it is. Make connection and union the focus of your lovemaking. Merge energies, essences, juices. Co-create the nectar of the Gods.
Lordy, Lord. Listen to me waxing romantic, dearie. You can tell I sure do love my menfolk. A vibrator should not be a threat to anyone's way of life. Don't let it intimidate your suitors. Enjoy the pleasures of your bodies. Explore possibilities. Keep sex forever new and creative.
I'm getting awfully horny. I'm gonna give Alfredo a call to see if he's busy. You go on living, laughing, and loving, gal.
| Answer Lady, Oh My God! |
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