Hello again, all you galloping gourmets and kitchen klutzes. I'm not particular about your level of culinary expertise. My recipes are for everyone to try and enjoy. Yes, it's me, Answer Lady, Oh My God!, with a verrrry exciting potpourri for the month. I hope you're not expecting that gooey, yucky-looking orange, fruity stuff with all the marshmallows on top. That's what you'll find in your local deli. They call it Ambrosia. No siree…that stuff'll gag ya'. What we have here is Heaven sent - straight from God.

But first, I must tell ya'll the story of how I came to know of this amazing melange. I had moved over to Hawaii with a new found lover named Art. In fact, he was an artist. He drew like nobody's business. His dream was to set up a little stand on the Waikiki strip and do quick sketches of people and sell them their portraits. Unfortunately, he didn't have quite the head for business that he had for sex, but that's another story. Anyway, Art was quite the romantic. He not only drew remarkable well, but he also wrote amazing poetry. He spoke poetically, now that I think about it. Well, one day, after a particularly long, slooow session of some "afternoon delight", Art and I were both lying back recovering from some fantastic gymnastics. We were still all shiny and glistening in the after-glow of amazing love-making, when he said to me;

My head was starting to come out of the spin I was in. It became clear that he was definitely talking about our love-making and, more pointedly, about the love fluids we had just merged together into a miraculously, magical, mystical medley.

He continued to captivate my by saying, "I could drink of our love-juices all day long. I would need nothing more to live on. No water, no air, nothing. Just our heavenly Ambrosia to sustain me in this state of Bliss."

Well, I tell you, I was a gonner, right then and there. We went a couple more rounds of puddin' toppin', as I recall, (after all, you can never have to much Ambrosia on hand). But know this, honey child, I never forgot that man's sweet words. (Although I have no idea what became of him.)

Now, I, Answer Lady, Oh My God, am ready to pass the "secret" recipe for the REAL AMBROSIA on to ya'll, my loyal fans.

You will need the following ingredients:

1	room with a big comfortable bed, or several pillows on a large, spacious floor, or a huge bear skin rug…whatever is soft, cozy, and comfortable. Roomy enough for two to play around on.
4-6	hours of uninterrupted time
2	large grocery bags full of flower petals - of mixed variety
6 oz.	scented bath oil - your choice of fragrance
8-12	scented candles, various sizes - long burning are best
1	large bathtub, where 2 can fit comfortably together assorted massage oils and lotions of your choice
½ C.	sweet smelling shampoo - and conditioner if desired
4	large, fluffy bath towels
1	set clean, soft, sheets - satin if possible
4-6	romantic, inspiring CDs and CD player
1	beloved, (and yourself, of course)

To begin, prepare the room by making the bed (floor, table, and pillows, whatever you choose) up to its greatest level of comfort. Be sure to have the massage oils and lotions within reach. Light the candles surrounding the "blending space". Sprinkle the flower petals abundantly around and between this space and the bathtub. Leave some to float atop the water.

Run the bath water to a nice warm temperature, not too hot, nor too deep. Remember, two bodies will be immersed in it. ..we don't want flooding. Add the bath oils as you begin running the water so they will mix well. Add two fully naked bodies to this water. Spend lots of playtime in the tub. Be sure to wash each other's hair - a huge turn-on, trust me!

Massage one another gently, slip-sliding the soap and oils all over each other. Pay special attention to all the erogenous zones (which, on me, is pretty much my whole body!)

When you feel complete with the hydro-playing, gently dry one another off, first with your tongues, and then with the towels.

And, now, off you go to your next play area.

First, you will each…ahhhh, oooooh, mmmm - oooh! Yes, yes, oh, yes! Right There! Oooops! As you can tell, just sharing this recipe with you has my juices flowing. I love to go on, and on, and on, and on…

But, it's your turn now. Time for you, my loyal fans, to be fruity, be inventive, and stir your culinary juices. Why stop with an "afternoon delight"; create an "all-day marinade"! May you rise to this occasion.

Seductively yours,

The Answer Lady, Oh My God!

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