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Question:
I've never been so upset. Last Saturday I had set aside my whole
day to reorganize my room according to the Ascension
Meister instructions for proper placement of funiture. I
mean, I want to ascend,
(doesn't everybody?), so of course, I just had to have my furniture
in aligment.
WELL, imagine my surprise when after sweating for hours to rearrange
everything, I find that my new setup is completely out of Feng
Shui!!!! My love corner
was all clogged up, and my money energy was flowing out the back
window! It was a total nightmare, and what's worse, is I can't
even find a happy medium between the two. What do I do?!?!?!?
I want to ascend, but I don't want to go broke and ruin my sex
life at the same time! Please help!
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Confused and Misplaced Kansas City, MO |
Answer:
Sweetie, we girls have to stick together. You know how testosterone
just muddles things up. Listen to Me, Dearie, The Ascension Meister
can be full of hot air, at times. Not that he isn't the first
to rise to the occasion. It's just that Feng Shui needs a feminine
touch: smooth, juicy, warm, ever-expanding to embrace the joystick
of….what was your question? Oh, yes, the furniture. Honey,
invite the biggest Hunk you know to come to your apartment next
Sunday and have sex in each of the four corners of your room.
I guarantee you will positively, absolutely find
your "G spot". And isn't that what you have been looking
for, anyway?
The two of you ascend to your Heart's content on that joystick! Honey, unclog that love corner! Don't hold back! Feng Shui all the way!
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