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Dear Fans,
Often I am asked, "How do you do it, Answer Lady, Oh My God!? How do you keep your cool? Maintain your poise? Keep that great 'whatever' attitude???"
It's true. I am impervious. The world can't get to me. Not by putting me down, showing me up, pulling my chain, or fucking with my mind. You can't even get a reaction out of me should you assault my character, shame me, goad me, try to incite me, or graphically explain my mother's nature to me. I am impassive, dearies. Nothing you can say or do can get a rise out of me or affects me in the least.
Now, you might well ask, "How did the Answer Lady, Oh My God! get to be thusly?" My skin is like chain mail - you can't get under it. Wouldn't you like to be so well armored? Of course you would. Well, now you can be. I am offering you the opportunity of several lifetimes - my weekend workshop in FUCK YOU KUNG FU.
Yes, indeed, my vulnerable little vixens, in just two days, every lucky participant will learn:
| 1. | The Magnifying Mirroring Technique, where whatever is said or done to you, you embellish, exaggerate, and dump back onto them! |
| 2. | The I Can't Hear You Technique, where you ignore, negate, invalidate, disaffirm, nullify, and traverse any attempt to get at you! |
| 3. | The Kill The Messenger Technique, (This one will be revealed only at the workshop.) |
| 4. | The Fuck You Very Much Technique ... and many more. |
You, too, can be seen as above reproach, beyond suspicion, and out of reach of the groveling masses. You can be im-peck-able, like me.
By sending in this month's mortgage payment
and signing up before next Tuesday, you, too, can be included
in this special offer workshop. So call in now. Operators are
standing by to take your money. Do not let this amazing opportunity
pass you by.
If you really want the perfect comeback, the best retort, just
ask me. After all, I am
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