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What does the acronym IXLNXS
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Answer: I Excel in Excess. The site excels in
excessiveness in every way. It contains raucous fun, irreverence,
ribald humor. It includes titillating,
erotic material. It is blasphemous. It is debauched. It is bold.
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What age is appropriate for this
site? |
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Answer: 18 and over.
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What is this site about? |
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Answer: It is a humorous look at our Sacred
Cows and those beliefs, both religious and spiritual, that
we have held on to blindly. It is based on the Esoteric Teaching
that Everything Is Important And Nothing Is Important.
It demonstrates that everything is Illusion
anyway, so it is appropriate and important to have fun and humor
in our lives. We do not need to take our lives so seriously.
The site brings humor to that which previously was engraved in
stone.
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6. |
Will I be offended by this site? |
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Answer: Perhaps. If you have strong traditional,
religious beliefs, you may not appreciate the humor at this site.
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What is the purpose of this site? |
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Answer: To create a smile, a laugh, a new thought,
another way to see the world and yourself.
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What inspired the creation of
this site? |
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Answer: We want to share our humorous perspective
on the Cosmic Joke called Life that we tend to take so seriously.
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Where does humor fit into spirituality? |
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Answer: Humor releases tension, connects us to
one another, dissolves boundaries of separation, makes you feel
good, frees you from disease, and is an antidote to the drama
with which we fill our lives.
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10. |
What will happen to me if I
click on this site? |
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Answer: You will learn how not to take your life
so seriously or so personally. Thus, you will encounter God
in a new way. You may change your perspective on how you see
things.
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What is the mystery of the Kundaweenie? |
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Answer: It is a parody of the kundalini, the
serpent that lays coiled at the base of the spine, waiting to
be Awakened.
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12. |
Will I get aroused from this
site? |
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Answer: |
Absolutely. If you don't get aroused, |
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You're on ice |
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You're a humorless buffoon |
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You're dead as a doornail
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13. |
What can you promise me if I
peruse the whole site? |
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a. You won't need Viagra |
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b. Expect to change your sheets |
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c. People will start asking you about the pickle
in your pocket
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14. |
How many orgasms should I expect
on my first date? |
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Answer: |
Men - 3 to 5 times, if you are 18 or younger;
18 or older take 25 Viagra pills before the fun and games begin. |
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Women - 5 to 10 times, the more the merrier,
partners that is.
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15. |
How can I enjoy the sex but
not be attached to my partner? |
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Answer: After sex, ask your partner to do your
laundry; it will assure no attachment.
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16. |
Since the ocean is "she"
and a mountain is "he," is a computer "she"
or "he"? |
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His Answer:
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A computer is Woman. Because even if you make
a tiny little mistake, she will save it in her memory forever
and once in a while bring it out. |
Her Answer:
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A computer is Man. Because each time I think
I have the best, very soon I find others out there that are much
better.
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