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The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.
If your voting could really change things, Congress would make it illegal.
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learners permit.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
Time is fun when you're having flies... Kermit
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Toilet stolen from Police Station. Cops have nothing to go on.
If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat though.
Here I am!!! What are your other two wishes?
Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Confession is good for the Soul but bad for your career.
Remember: First you pillage then you burn.
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.
Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software.
Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.
I'm pretty sure that sex is better than logic but I can't prove it.
A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory.
If a thousand thing is worth doing wouldn't it have been done already?
Ham and Eggs. Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig. |
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