How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
And Drive Other People Crazy

	In the memo field of all your paychecks, write 'for sexual favors'.
	Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.'
	While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.
	Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
	As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
	Ask people what sex they are.
	At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
	Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.
	Sing along at the opera.
	Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
	And the final way to annoy people:
	Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

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