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A new two-year degree is being offered at the University of Michigan that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
| MEN 101 | Combating Stupidity |
| MEN 102 | You, Too, Can Do Homework |
| MEN 103 | PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut |
| MEN 104 | We Do Not want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas |
Winter Schedule:
| MEN 110 | Wonderful Laundry Techniques |
| MEN 111 | Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4A.M. |
| MEN 112 | Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception |
| EAT 100 | Get A Life, Learn To Cook I |
| EAT 101 | Get A Life, Learn To Cook II |
| ECON 001A | What's Hers Is Hers |
Spring Schedule:
| MEN 120 | How NOT To Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong |
| MEN 121 | Understanding Your Incompetence |
| MEN 122 | YOU, the Weaker Sex |
| MEN 123 | Reasons to Give Flowers |
| ECON 001C | What Was Yours Is Hers |
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
| SEX 101 | You CAN Fall Asleep without It |
| SEX 102 | Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower |
| MEN 201 | How to Stay Awake After Sex |
| MEN 202 | How to Put the Toilet Seat Down |
| Elective | (See Electives Below) |
Winter Schedule:
| MEN 210 | The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency |
| MNE 211 | How to Not Act Younger than Your Children |
| MEN 212 | You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver |
| MEN 213 | Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise |
| MEN 230A | Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important I |
Spring Schedule:
| MEN 220 | Omitting %&*! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) |
| MEN 221 | Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary |
| MEN 222 | Real Men Ask for Directions |
| MEN 223 | Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay |
| MEN 230B | Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 |
Course Electives:
| EAT 101 | Cooking with Tofu |
| EAT 102 | Utilization of Eating Utensils |
| EAT 103 | Burping and Belching Discreetly |
| MEN 231 | Mothers-in-Law |
| MEN 232 | Appear to Be Listening |
| MEN 233 | Just Say "Yes Dear" |
| ECON 001C | Cheaper to Keep Her |
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| Back to The Big Question Mark |