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15. |
My love for you…it came and went.
So your feet are now in wet cement. |
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14. |
I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes
Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes. |
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13. |
Lie down with me…it's my final offa'
Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa. |
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12. |
I picked up this card from a slim selection
But that's all they offer here in witness protection.
Love, J. Doe |
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11. |
I've waited so long for you to be mine.
Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine. |
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10. |
Be my Valentine, and we can do it execution-style. |
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9. |
Cinderella got her fella,
with a slipper made of glass;
So please be mine, Valentine,
or I'll have to whack your ass. |
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8. |
Violets are blue, roses are red,
I blew up your car - So why ain't you dead? |
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7. |
The day we met, my little pet,
I knew with just one look,
You'd bear a son, and now that's done,
So shut your mouth and cook! |
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6. |
Hey. |
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5. |
Youse da greatest. Youse da best.
But you're as untouchable as Elliot Ness. |
|
4. |
Lust is fleeting, true love lingers.
Be mine always and you'll keep your fingers. |
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3. |
Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know,
dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like. |
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2. |
Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand
So I won't be a self-made man. |
